About JBG: NSFW Y’all

Jalapeno Bros. Games is the brainchild of a brilliant, tech-savvy dude and an Art teacher chick who both LOVE card games and board games. As kids of the 60’s, and like most kids in every decade, we grew up playing them…we still play them, almost on a weekly basis. One night, we got the idea to create our own (this might have involved some vodka) and now, here we are, with our own little company and our first card game (almost) ready to be released into the wild. And by “wild,” we mean your living rooms, dining rooms, back patios, RV’s and/or possibly bedpans. We don’t know what the hell you do behind closed doors.

If you’re a huge fan of games like Cards Against Humanity™, What Do You Meme?™, Exploding Kittens™, or other such amazing creations, you will certainly, or at least probably, love our first release! It’s called “Life Sucks and You’re Fucked!” and while the title sounds a bit negative, we really don’t give a duck’s dick. Sometimes, life DOES suck, but why not laugh your ass off and forget about your troubles for a little while and play a fucking CARD game for Pete’s sake?

Soon, you’ll be able to pre-order a copy of this game and get some really cool swag if you do. You can also support us on Kickstarter once we launch our campaign. Other ways to help: Send us more vodka or even food stamps…shit; we aren’t picky!

*Special disclaimer for the assholes who like to narc on other people: We have nothing to do with those aforementioned companies, but we sure do LOVE ’em and buy their shit all the time!

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